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Take the Self Defense Training System Free Trial and compare it to the “other guys” Free Trial.
Oh that’s right, they don’t offer a Free Trial.
FACT: Self Defense Company is the ONLY self defense program that offers you a FREE TRIAL.
That’s because if they gave you a free trial, you wouldn’t buy it!!
We know there is no competition for The Self Defense Training System. Videos, books, seminars, your local martial arts “kung fool master” and God knows what else just don’t cut it in the face of the awesome power of “THE SYSTEM”. And while we find these “competitors” mediocre at best and downright awful at worst we realize that you may need a little reassurance that the System is exactly as advertised, so we’re going to trust you and take the first step by giving you a 30 day FREE TRIAL.
You have 30 days to start thumping skulls with Module 1 Essential Self Defense. 30 days to commence your journey in the glorious brutality of the program. 30 days to get to know your fellow ass kickers on the training forum and cement your foundation of the most lethal self defense system in the world.
Before the end of 30 days you have to make a decision:
”To Kick Ass or NOT to kick Ass”.
If you want to stay on board and continue your ascent to the top of the food chain, you don’t have to do anything, we do it all for you. Just keep the module, your next Module of Mayhem will be rushed to you automatically and your account will be charged a measly $57.59 for enrollment.
YES you an come back and buy the remaining modules at anytime (for a discount)
If for some unimaginable reason you want to stop training and decide that being feared as an apex predator is NOT what you want. You can cancel your enrollment by contacting customer service BEFORE the end of 30 days. At that time your account will be frozen and you will have the option of keeping your current module or sending it back.
A special Note to those who quit the SDTS,
We at the Self Defense Company want to Thank You for choosing to become a victim. We know we can’t stop crime and tyranny all together. The world will always need victims, criminals will always need someone to rob, rape, murder and mug. So for that we honor your brave sacrifice and thank you for choosing to be fodder for the rest of us who live without fear. The more people like you, the less chance the people like us will ever be attacked or bullied. Your supreme sacrifice will never go unappreciated.
Customize Your Training Program
Some of our members are in the military or travel a bit, so they need to adjust their training regiment, other members can’t wait another 30 days for their next dose of REALITY. So you can postpone, shorten or extend your time between modules. All you need to do is contact customer service at any time and tell them the details, and they’ll take care of it for you. You can also get the rest of Modules at once (which happens a lot).
Take Your FREE 30 day Test Drive, plus shipping (for a limited time)
First 30 Days Free, then $57.59 per monthly module for 12 months. Cancel at anytime
Get the System
Can’t wait 12 months? No problem, you can get the entire system for only $497.25
Of course you still get your bonuses
Freeloaders Will Be Tracked Down, Drawn and Quartered.
Believe it or not there are some people who try to rip off the Self Defense Company and ruin the FREE TRIAL offer for good, honest stand up people like you. But don’t worry, we have their information and it gets forwarded to our collection company (yep, the knuckle breakers). Well they don’t actually break knuckles anymore…they’re civilized now; they just ruin their credit. Yes, I know it’s only a measly $60 but it’s the principle of the thing. The fact that these low life scumbags exist really pisses us off. They have no problem stealing the hard work, blood, sweat and tears of others, to be honest they are worse than the crack heads we stomp on regular basis (at least a crack head has the courtesy of confronting you). If they had even a shred of decency and didn’t go around trying to rip off companies the economy would probably be in a little better shape.
So don’t you worry, we have enough information on them to make financing that next home, car or transgender operation a little more interesting.
Thank you for being trustworthy ….
Time to stop messing around and Start Kicking Ass
Take Your FREE 30 day Test Drive, plus shipping (for a limited time)
FREE TRIAL From the only company who offers one.
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